Winona said

Heathers chainsaws Northwestern

by nkronos on March 2, 2011

The most well-known line from Winona Ryder – Christian Slater’s Heathers is surely “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” Who thought such a sexual demand was possible?

Thanks to the Human Sexuality course at Northwestern University, researchers have gone there and demonstrated it is possible. Parents, this is what you are paying for and government-guaranteed student loans are financing:

The optional presentation last Monday, attended by about 120 students, featured a naked non-student woman being repeatedly sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm by the sex toy, referred to as a “fucksaw.” The device is essentially a motorized phallus.

The professor who ran the little demo has (unsurprisingly) a controversial history:

Bailey is no stranger to controversy. The 21-year professor, who repeatedly has been named to the Associated Student Government Faculty Honor Roll, including in 2010 and 2009, has drawn criticism for the research and conclusions of his book “The Man Who Would Be Queen,” which explores male femininity and autogynephilia, a sexual fixation in which a man is sexually excited by the thought or image of himself as a female.

He says, “”Everybody’s blowing it out of proportion….It’s one small thing. It’s an intense thing, but it’s a small thing.”

From the bland description, I’m not sure if he was talking about the demo or his penis.

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